John Mayer – Assassin

2 Jul

This is my favorite song off of his latest album Battle Studies. This video was made by a fan. There’s no official video for this song as it is not one of the album singles. However, I think the guy that put this video together is pretty bad ass.

To those unfamiliar with this song, it’s a story about a guy who runs around fuckin hoes and shit. He’s an assassin in that aspect. Unknowingly to him, his target is also an assassin. What a beeyotch!

Enjoy.

I work in the dead of night
When the roads are quiet, no one is around
To track my moves, racing the yellow lights
To find the gate is open, she’s waiting in the room
I just step on through

You get in, you get done and then you get gone
You never leave a trace, or show your face, you get gone
Should’ve turned around and left before the sun came up again
But the sun came up again

Into the morning light
To find the day is burning the curtains and the wine
In a little white room
Though I’m not alone, her head is heavy on me
She’s sleeping like a child
What could I do

You get in, you get done and then you get gone
You never leave a trace, or show your face, you get gone
Should’ve turned around and left before the sun came up again
But the sun came up again

I was a killer, was the best they’d ever seen
I’d steal your heart before you ever heard a thing
I’m an assassin and I had a job to do
Little did I know that girl was an assassin too

Suddenly I’m in over my head and I can hardly breathe
Suddenly I’m floating over her bed and I feel everything
Suddenly I know exactly what I did, but I can not move a thing
And suddenly I know exactly what I’ve done
And what it’s gonna mean to me, mean to me

I’m gone

I was a killer, was the best they’d ever seen
I’d steal your heart before you ever heard a thing
I’m an assassin and I had a job to do
Little did I know that girl was an assassin too

She’s an assassin
She’s an assassin
She’s an assassin
She’s an assassin and she had a job to do

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